mampfmampf:

petfinder-names:

rociopath:

afloweroutofstone:

toujours-fidele:

olivialovesleggings:

good-intentixns:

the-treasures-untold:

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

ahahahahahahah omg 

darkestsiren:

constable-connor:

colehersch:

Pocket Pussy Review

Fucking christ, lmao

So much more than I expected.

mooodyy:

my favorite part about the Moon is she’s there for me even when I’m not there for me

youngnaley:

HOCUS POCUS (1993), dir. Kenny Ortega

scissorsisters:

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

salty-red-mage:

eightmickeys:

hxngmxnpage:

thegreenmeridian:

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.