those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
"My initials are private."
"Well then just put in any three letters."
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no